Dil Chahta Hai…..!!!

Dil chahta hai zamaane se chhupa loon tujh ko,

Dil ki dhadhkan ki tarah dil mein basaa loon tujh ko.

Koi ehsaas judaai ka na rehne paye,

Is tarah khud mein meri jaan chhupa loon tujh ko.

Tu jo rooth jaye mujh se mere dil ke malik,

Saari duniya se khafa ho kar manaa loon tujh ko.

Jab main dekhoon tere chehre pe udaasi ka samaa,

Bas yeh chahoon kisi tarah hansaa loon tujh ko.

Tu kabhi duniya se bezaar ho jaye tau,

Dil yeh chahe keh bahon mein chhupa loon tujh ko(mkm)

Pyar Tujhe Bhi Hai Hum Se !!!

Pyar tujhe bhi hai hum se,hum maante hain

Rota tu bhi hai humari yaad mein,ye jaante hain

Lekin ye dooriyan hum se ab sahi nahin jaati

Bulana chahta hai tumein ye paagal dil

Par awaaz ab hum se lagaai nahin jaati.

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Yaad teri aati hai to jaan nikal jaati hai

Youn har pal marne se behtar maut nazar aati hai

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Phir chupke se aahein bharta hai koi

Phir pyar se humein bulata hai koi

Par hum to bahaut dour ja chuke hein

Kiyonki patthar sa apna dil banata hai koi

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Zindagi mein kuch bhi haasil na kar paaye

Na jee paaye,aur na hi mar paaye

Har baar dil mein basa hua koi rok leta hai

Na woh humein bhula paaya na hum usse bhula paaye(mkm)

Zindagi hai chhoti ,har pal mein khush hu…

Zindagi hai chhoti ,har pal mein khush hu…

Office me khush hu, ghar mein khush hu..

Aaj paneer nahi hai, daal mein hi khush hu,

Aaj gym jane ka waqt nahi, do kadam chal ke he khush hu..

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush hu..

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush hu…

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush hu..

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush hu…

Jise paa nahi sakte uski yaad mein he khush hu..

Engineering karne ka socha tha, B.sc mein he khush hu…

Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush hu..

beeta hua kal ja chuka hai, usse meethi yaadein hai,unme hi khush hu..

aane wale pal ka pata nahi, sapno mein hi khush hu..

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush hu..

Zindagi hai chhoti , har pal main khush hu…..!!!

Is it my destiny?

What is it about me to make people hate me?
Is it my personality, my face,
Or my worthless waste of space?

I try my best to fit in, but I know I never will.
Because, try as I might, all this pretending makes me ill.
This sickening society, always pretending, never doing,
Don’t they see that all of this will just lead to their undoing?
This world saddens me so, so miserable yet happy
These contradictions never ending just won’t stop me feeling crappy

So many times I have wished that I would die,
But instead I’m sitting here, and asking myself “Why?”

Why is it that I’m alive, whilst so many people die?
Why is it that people treat me this way,
Just ignoring me as they pass by?
Why must I endure so much pain,
When everyone lives in happiness?

Is it my destiny?
Or is it some sort of sick joke by a sadistic Creator?
To live eternally in misery: as a payment for some unknown sin

Forever, I shall remain, contemplating my existence
Just as many others like me that make up the silence
Where those of us, forgotten, shall linger in the darkness
And forever question why,
A never-ending cry.
Sick with solitude and despair
Waiting to finally die.

Dekho Zamane Ke Rang Main Kya

Dekho Zamane Ke Rang Main Kya Hai

Bhulaa Do Mujhe, Mujh Mein Kya Hai

Ujaalaa Chaandani Raaton Ka Dekho

Siwaye Andheron Ke Mujh Main Kya

Hai Nahin Mil Sakti Jinhe Kabhi Haqeeqat

Asie Mere Khvaabon Mein Kya Hai

Arman Fana Nazar Viran,

Dil Jala Hai Kureda Ho Mujhe,

Ab Rakha Mujh Main Kya Hai

Khushi Ke Liye Sab Kuch Bhula Deta Hai

Yadon Ka Kafan Pahne Main Kya Hai

Tumhaari Mehfil Main Chand Sitare Hai

Es Nakaam Shayaraa Main Kya Hai

Zindagi mein, mil gaya phir wo,

Ek raat ki baat hai

Kuch keh nahi paye hum

Waqt ki baat hai

Aankhon se aasu baraste rahe

Jasbat ki baat hai

Kuch na kaha kar bhi, sab kah gaya woh,

Andaz ki baat hai,

Chah kar bhi na rok seke use hum,

Halat ki baat hai,

Who kisi aur ka hai

Kismet ki baat hai

Yeh kehna na kisi se tum

Raaz ki baat hai…………..

By – ANIKET VERMA

When Hindi Prof. speaks English!!

When Hindi Prof. speaks English!!

By  Aniket

inside the Class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today…
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..
* Take 5 cm wire of any length….

About his family

* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)

At the ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

To a boy, angrily

* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

Giving a punishment

* You, rotate the ground four times…
* You, go and under-stand the tree…
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)

Sir at his best

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school… (to that boy) – “Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater”

* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
” What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me”

* To a boy telling him to summon a girl “Hey boy, Call girl !”

* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition “Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF ”

* Student : ” Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. ”
Prof.hindi : ” No, No! … I have no mind .